Mid-Yr Holidays... Wee... (Part 2)

Continued...

Jacky's house event 2:
J-Judgment day

Pretty simple... Jacky was the one being judged, and the others - judge him!
After a whole night of judging... we have some conclusions.

First of all... his favourite quotes:

"Oh... I have what you what to say lor..."
"You all like la..."

Summary:
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Password required: _______
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LOL... it's personal secret...

Btw... my hand got cut by that damn ceiling fan... in Jacky's room -.-
Pretty crap... Bleed quite a lot, for a small cut like that... still got a stupid scar there... at the palm.


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Scout Camp - Night stalking

Some old games when the seniors get boring. All juniors were blindfolded, and seniors led them to roam the school during midnight. Often seniors got too boring and play tricks with them: like, there is no drain in front of him, but the senior cheated him and told him to jump - for nothing! It's pretty funny from observers' view. I hope both seniors and juniors enjoyed the game. xD

Mid-Yr Holidays... Wee... (Part 1)

Okay... holiday had arrived and it's already half way to the end. Not bad going for the moment.

Holiday Camps
That is - E-camp and Scout camp. We had lots of fun, especially during the night we stay at Jacky's house and the scout's night blind-folded trekking.

Jacky's house events
Basically, if Jacky's parents didn't come back home, he will be doom. Cut the crap... let me tell u what happened.

Poi Lam's edition of Gotcha!
Operation 1 - Target: Kok Yap
Storyline: Someone named Ah Fei (that is, our prank'er) made a phone call to Fei Gou (means fat dog, refered to the one being pranked, Kok Yap), in order to buy pirated DVDs from Fei Gou.
Due to multiple times of pranking Kok Yap in the same way, his response is: "You again..." and the line was off.

Mission Failed.
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Operation 2 - Target: Chee Hong
Storyline: The prank'er, called our target (Chee Hong). This is suppose to be a fake 'wrong-number-call'. It's night time and we knew that his journey back from the school is very dark... no street lamps.
Pranker (P from now on): Hello.
Chee Hong (CH from now on): Ya?
P: Is it Ah Fei?
CH: Huh?
P: I say, is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: No, sorry... I think you called the wrong number.
*hung up phone*
*P dail CH's phone again*
CH: Hello?
P: Hello? Is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: Sorry, I said you called the wrong number.
P: Isn't it 016-xxxxxxx your number?
CH: Ya.
P: Then it shouldn't be wrong...
CH: But I'm not Ah Fei!
P: Don't worry, we are not cops...
CH: I dunno you... but I'm not Ah Fei!
*hung up again*

We all laughed...
Mission Succeed!

PS: Chee Hong actually came back and told us some 'weird guy' called him Ah Fei... LOL
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Operation 3 - Target: Chun Xian
Storyline: Chee Hong, acting as he was on the way home, passing the school, and saw some suspicious Malays near the school. A brief history about this events, last time, there were some Malays living near our school that came to the rear of our school and threw stones and firecrackers into our school compound. The nearest group that was camping at the rear is Scout.
P (that is CH): Hello? *in a serious tone*
Chun Xian (CX from now on): What? So late call me, miss me ar?
*the crowd around CH, including himself, holding our laugher*
P: Wei... no ar... I saw something weird on my way back la...
CX: What is it?
P: I saw some Malays near our school la... going in the direct to the hostel fence...
CX: Really? I go and have a look.
P: Don't hang up... in case something happens...
CX: Oh... okay...
*phone hung up*
*we all laugh*
*Chee Hong (P) dialed the phone again*
P: Ooi, I told you not to hang up the phone la...
CX: Oh sorry... now going there to see...
P: Did you see anything?
CX: Erm... no-nothing... no one there.
P: Really? Have a closer look?
CX: Nope...
P: Really? Look at the gate... neh... the hostel... hostel pulak... I mean... the rear door...
CX: Nothing wor...
*Chee Hong can't hold on and laugh... luckily CX didnt hear anything*
*Another person continue Chee Hong's talk*
P: You look closer, there are 3 reddish thingy hanging there...
CX: What?
P: Neh... I Love You lor...
*Laughter...*

Mission Succeed !

To Be Continued

A full account of... something happened in the music room

Incoming transmission...

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Approx 1400hrs
Music Room, Hostel, Poi Lam High.
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Subjects: Miss Kala, Ms Regina
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"Eh Regina, would u like to have a tea break outside?"
"Just go, and have a break lah, just go..."
"Have a cup of Milo or anything, just go have a break lah, one whole day so tired already..."

"Really? You mean there's a tea-break?"

"Yes, just go and have a break lah..."

"No need la, thanks..."

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Special thanks to: Joyce
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-End of transmission- ...

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Can't wait for the next major event... so I post this after I've heard it. :P
I gonna LMAO... this is the best quota for the month, or year! Can't believe this gonna happened.

Lessons learn: Shh...

Exam Break

Exams ended! FTW!
And I would like to say Happy Birthday to 3 of my friends - Jacky, Gee Wei, and Pei Yan.
Oh, and we had a very nice 'party' for Jacky at MCD near the San Poh Tong there... the cake was so 'nice'. I will upload the photo once chun xian send me those photos... you will LOL.

And the exams... are so damn easy... to fail...

Both maths are a disaster for the whole class, and only 5 person passed the Add Maths after adding the homework mark. As usual, Lic Teng did an insane job on maths.

Chinese Lit is another mess. No much comment...

Physics might prove hard this time... er... many failed... yea...

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Cut the crap... some really stupid photos for you all to see...


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Write this in your exams! Do you dare?

Desperate Students during exams



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Why every time everything is rated as top 10?

Marauder's Map present...

the 11th

*Physics*
Define 'Half-life'.

Answer: Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game, developed by Valve Software Corporation and was released on November 16, 2004.

My top 10 quotes

NOT IN ORDER FORM.

If you think you are so damn good, call your mother to teach you.
~Mr. Haris

Why did I know? I got read newspaper!
~Lee Kah Ho (aka fat pig)

'Chop' ball, for sure. [and it usually miss]
~Yip Kah Ming (aka Ronaldog)

I'm fast, you are slow, so f**k you.
~Devva (aka black dog)

'Everybedy', look at 'pangraph' 2...
~Bio teacher

Okay, give me 5 minutes, I have something to talk about politics.
~Hamou

THE MAN ~ you think you are so handsome that you cannot sit with girls?
~Ms Chong

Neo - that's too much.
~PE teacher

Rabbit... the whole damn library had became your fan club...
~Me :P

Haiz... I dunno what to say... all those girls are crazy [about me]...
~Yann Kang (aka Rabbit)

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And last, if not least... I give you, the 11th!

[censor][insert swearing]@#%&*!~`#$@... I damn dulan already...[/insert swearing][/censor]
~Jacky (aka the dog)

What a start for the week...

Happy Birthday! To myself :P
Another year older!

Quite happy that day.
At class... whole class sang birthday song for me... lol... Kah Ming's idea, as usual...
After school, my friends took me to McD and have a nice gathering.

And speaking of Kah Ming...

Something interesting happened in class today... xD

Scene 1:
Kah Ming want tissue for going to toilet.
Original event: Kah Ming need to go to toilet, big business. Need tissue. He asked Chee Hong to ask Shi Yi for tissue, but she has none. So she asked Chu Shan, and Chu Shan gave Kah Ming.
Add-ons: Neo noticed what happened, and said: why borrow Chu Shan de? -Laughters-
Side notes: Kah Ho also pointed out that why Kah Ming stayed for so long in the toilet - to smell the tissue... LOL

Scene 2:
The behind 'gang' discuss to change the perform @ teacher's day.
Original event: We decided to do the singing (dunno what appallacha or somemat) instead of drama. However, Kah Ming disagreed and wanted to continue with the drama. So, we asked Chu Shan to help... er, persuade Kah Ming. Chu Shan go patted Kah Ming and asked him to do singing instead.
Result?
"Okay lar... you all like lor..."
Side notes: Before that, it's "Why don't drama?..."

Scene 3:
We are going for the quiz of China's common knowledge. We are on the way to the car park and meet Chu Shan's bus.
Original event: Chu Shan waved goodbye to us (or someone). Samuel waved back and Chu Shan said something in return, like 'not you la' (it's a guess)...
Add-ons: What's more? Kah Ho and Neo go on laughing and say "bye bye Kah Ming". His face turned red.
Side notes: Rabbit, the MAN, sat alone on the bus...

Therefore, I would like to say... "Bless you..." LOL

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For DotA lovers! The Maths pro from Singapore bring you bad news!

BKB= no (enemy escapes)-------Eq1
no BKB = (enemy escapes)-------Eq2
Lets add Eq1 to 2
BKB+ no BKB = no (enemy escapes) + (enemy escapes)
factorise the equation
BKB x (no+1) = (enemy escapes) x (no+1)
Cancel out (no+1)
BKB = Enemy escapes

GG :P