Some jokes to relax

Sorry for the long absent. I know I'm away for a long time, but the workload is getting more and more. Plus, I don't have a laptop. Plus, the internet connection here sux.

Anyway, before I forgot, there is a list of people I need to wish "Happy Birthday" to - officially.

Firstly, myself :P

For belated,
Bao Yee
Kin Yew
Celine

For later,
Kin Mun
Elize
Tomato Mak
Edison
Neo

That's all I guess. For any left-out, please let me know.

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Now the joke of the week:

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

Please note.... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Sunday = Games. Please don't interrupt us. Wait until the game ends - or loading.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing’, we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round. triangle, rectangle are shapes.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, its like camping.

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That's all for now.

See you guys soon (16th of May is my holiday).


Aftermath, out.

Semester Break

Gonna go back Ipoh on 21st of March (Saturday) for my 1 week holiday.

See you guys back there. :)

The Life so Far

Time, is fast.
It's been quite some time I blog... 3 weeks I think.
I'm writing this on public request.

Appearantly, I've been living, and studying at LimKokWing, Cyberjaya for 2 whole months.
Homework starting pouring in like tsunami. Everyday there will be a new assignment. A lot of drawing stuffs to do. Luckily enough, my foundation on art isn't too bad. Still got some A's from my homework.
Pity those FABE (Faculty of Architecture and Build Enviroment). They got plenty of homeowork. And I mean PLENTY.

So far, came here not much place to go. Just went around Sungai Wang and Pavilion.
Maybe next holiday we might go somewhere further.
Everyday free time will be basketball, ping pong, or watch movie with my friends on laptops.
Yea, still don't have any laptop yet.

Oh yea, cooked quite a lot, cause it's a lot cheaper than you buy it outside.
A typical 3 dishes and 1 soup dinner cost only about RM8 per person, depends on what dishes you cook.
You buy it outside, it will be like, what... 20 bucks?
Might upload some of the dishes photos up here... next time.

Hoping to move out of this hostel a lot. But currently there is not enough people to move out. Some just chickened out at last minute while others say "See how la..." (看看这么样先).
Big chance of getting a 2nd hand car from Hong if we move out.
Let's just hope someone is brave enough to move out with us.

Actually moving out has a damn lot more benefits than staying in this damn condo.
Firstly, The rent outside is a lot more cheaper than the condo's. At the highest Rm350 per month, we can have like 6 people living in a single house. Let's put it, 4 person per house. That's only Rm85 per person each month. Make it Rm100 per month, which includes the water and electric bill.
The rent fee at our condo? An average of Rm400 per month, price depends on what type of room you are staying.
Secondly, this desaria condo is in the middle of nowhere. No shop, no supermarket, no nothing. To go to the nearest shopping center will need like, 30-40 minutes. Moving outside will be more convenient.
Thirdly, getting a car outside will repay the cost for you in 4 years' time. Fees use on public transport isn't cheap anyway, and waiting for the busses is annoying enough.

That's all I guess.
Hoping to have a game of basketball with my friends. It's been a while.

Wish me luck on moving out. I hope I can.


Aftermath, signing off.

Back 2 Campus

Tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow.
Time passed faster than arrow.
Going back to campus with a shirt not in black but yellow.
Now blogging from the computer that I borrowed.


Haha... some really stupid poem.
The SitRep is, now I'm using LimKokWing's air-conditioned research center library's E-library's computer.
And I did be laughing hard if you are trying to read out the sentence above aloud.
Blek... =P


Alright, back to business.
CNY had just passed...
Sorry, correction, I mean the first few days of CNY had just passed.
FYI, CNY last for 15 days - that's the tradition.
But we can't have a full holiday of 15 days now, right? LOL.

Back to home is nice. No need to wash my clothes by hand, washing machine is there. No need to cook. And the best thing is - my bedroom.
Basically the whole CNY I'm staying at home, doing nothing much but rest.
"Resting is to travel a longer distance," said so by a Chinese proverb.

Besides resting, we need fun right? So I went to my friends house by the 3rd day of the CNY.
We started out eating in "Moven Peak" steamboat restaurant, from 7:45pm to 10:30 pm.
Then we went to Jacky's house and had some games, chat, and drinking. Some of them gamble too, but not me - no thanks.
In the middle of the night, we went for a basketball game from 2am to 4:30am. Damn cool.
After that we went mamak stall and had... what should I call that? Supper or Breakfast?

And there goes my CNY - I think.

Now back to school, real classes started. No more playing stuffs around.
The first day we had an English test - those who get below 75% will need to attend for the IH (International House) classes on Communication Studies. The stupid thing is - they don't accept GCE 'O' Level's English result.
What to do, took the test. The ironic part is, the essay section, there is a question about: "Discuss about exam and test. Do you agree on exams and tests. If a person passed the exams will he succeed? What if he failed the exams, will he not succeed in the future?"
Something like that. That's why I said it's ironic.

But after all, like the seniors said - have fun, be safe, and attend classes. Haha...

Back to Ipoh - Happy CNY

It's again the once-in-a-year event of Chinese New Year!
Campus life is - so far - still quite nice to me.
Well... who knows what will happen next?
Glad to know many new friends!
Had many great time with them.
Haha... that day shopping... from 12am go out, till 9:30 only came back.
And spent Rm16 on a cup of 'expensive milo'. (Nah, Godiva's hot dark chocolate)

We did cook in the hostel.
If anyone watched how Yipi cook, you will laugh like hell. Haha.
Qiu Shuang cook soup damn nice. :)
And then we got spaghetti specialist Celine. xD

School program get very interesting at Gala Concert.
You should see how everyone come out like nuts. LMAO.
Zombie, Penguin, Dancing - what style also got.
If they ever upload it to You-Tube, I will let you all know... LOL

That's all I guess.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR folks!


Aftermath, out.

New Living Place

Well... went LimKokWing dy.
Still fine there. The school is big, and wonderful. The staffs and lecturers are friendly and nice too. Been having the orrientation program now. No lessons till after CNY! Yea!!! :P

Knew a lot of new friends there! All over the world! That was cool man. Black, white, yellow, brown - any kind of people - can be found there! All of them are quite friendly too. Had quite a lot of fun with them through the program.
Had dance, music and other stuffs. I'm thinking of enroll in hip-hop and drum-set. Haha.

So... foundation in Design now.
Hope I can get good results from it. Then proceed to degree in Professional in Design.
Those lecturers there promised to 'torture' us a lot. LOL.
Well, yup. Need to think to the limit.
It's called LimKokWing University of Creative Technology (LUCT).
So, lessons and other stuffs there are quite special too.

Living in Desaria Condo now.
Although it sux... ya, it sux. Really.
Firstly it's in the middle of no where. No shops or any public facilities in between the walking distance.
The food stall is VERY limited. Just 1 stall and that's all.
Water supply sux. The water smells!
Service is not that good too. Busses arrived or depart not on time (too early/too late). Lights not turned on for the basketball court at night.
I had heard about theives breaking into house, and several fatal accidents too.

But other than that, I guess it's alright.
We don't have much choice right?
The boss of this condo smart la, find this place near to LKW.
Just need to more careful.
Nothing to do much here. Mostly play basketball.
Yea, played with those black guys, and china and korea too.

Gonna had more fun the following days, I guess. It's sports session tomorrow.
Let's see if I can own in basketball. Haha.
Ah, my 3 points are much better now.

Gotta go.


Aftermath, out.


PS: I'm logging from my China friend's comp anyway. He is my housemate. The name is Jiang Yi.

New Year, new directions, new everything

Firstly, I would like to greet everyone a late HAPPY NEW YEAR.
CNY will be followed quickly. =P

New Year already. This means - SCHOOL REOPEN!
Hmm... feel kinda happy about it...
but also feel kinda sad... gonna leave dear Ipoh soon...
and my friends and families...
and my 2 mui mui... hehe...
Go my new school there... no one I know...

But don't worry... will be back whenever I can. =)

Wish all my friends and my love ones a good year, and good future.


Ah and btw, I passed my driving test. xD


Aftermath, out.