A full account of... something happened in the music room

Incoming transmission...

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Approx 1400hrs
Music Room, Hostel, Poi Lam High.
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Subjects: Miss Kala, Ms Regina
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"Eh Regina, would u like to have a tea break outside?"
"Just go, and have a break lah, just go..."
"Have a cup of Milo or anything, just go have a break lah, one whole day so tired already..."

"Really? You mean there's a tea-break?"

"Yes, just go and have a break lah..."

"No need la, thanks..."

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Special thanks to: Joyce
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-End of transmission- ...

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Can't wait for the next major event... so I post this after I've heard it. :P
I gonna LMAO... this is the best quota for the month, or year! Can't believe this gonna happened.

Lessons learn: Shh...

Exam Break

Exams ended! FTW!
And I would like to say Happy Birthday to 3 of my friends - Jacky, Gee Wei, and Pei Yan.
Oh, and we had a very nice 'party' for Jacky at MCD near the San Poh Tong there... the cake was so 'nice'. I will upload the photo once chun xian send me those photos... you will LOL.

And the exams... are so damn easy... to fail...

Both maths are a disaster for the whole class, and only 5 person passed the Add Maths after adding the homework mark. As usual, Lic Teng did an insane job on maths.

Chinese Lit is another mess. No much comment...

Physics might prove hard this time... er... many failed... yea...

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Cut the crap... some really stupid photos for you all to see...


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Write this in your exams! Do you dare?

Desperate Students during exams



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Why every time everything is rated as top 10?

Marauder's Map present...

the 11th

*Physics*
Define 'Half-life'.

Answer: Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game, developed by Valve Software Corporation and was released on November 16, 2004.

My top 10 quotes

NOT IN ORDER FORM.

If you think you are so damn good, call your mother to teach you.
~Mr. Haris

Why did I know? I got read newspaper!
~Lee Kah Ho (aka fat pig)

'Chop' ball, for sure. [and it usually miss]
~Yip Kah Ming (aka Ronaldog)

I'm fast, you are slow, so f**k you.
~Devva (aka black dog)

'Everybedy', look at 'pangraph' 2...
~Bio teacher

Okay, give me 5 minutes, I have something to talk about politics.
~Hamou

THE MAN ~ you think you are so handsome that you cannot sit with girls?
~Ms Chong

Neo - that's too much.
~PE teacher

Rabbit... the whole damn library had became your fan club...
~Me :P

Haiz... I dunno what to say... all those girls are crazy [about me]...
~Yann Kang (aka Rabbit)

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And last, if not least... I give you, the 11th!

[censor][insert swearing]@#%&*!~`#$@... I damn dulan already...[/insert swearing][/censor]
~Jacky (aka the dog)

What a start for the week...

Happy Birthday! To myself :P
Another year older!

Quite happy that day.
At class... whole class sang birthday song for me... lol... Kah Ming's idea, as usual...
After school, my friends took me to McD and have a nice gathering.

And speaking of Kah Ming...

Something interesting happened in class today... xD

Scene 1:
Kah Ming want tissue for going to toilet.
Original event: Kah Ming need to go to toilet, big business. Need tissue. He asked Chee Hong to ask Shi Yi for tissue, but she has none. So she asked Chu Shan, and Chu Shan gave Kah Ming.
Add-ons: Neo noticed what happened, and said: why borrow Chu Shan de? -Laughters-
Side notes: Kah Ho also pointed out that why Kah Ming stayed for so long in the toilet - to smell the tissue... LOL

Scene 2:
The behind 'gang' discuss to change the perform @ teacher's day.
Original event: We decided to do the singing (dunno what appallacha or somemat) instead of drama. However, Kah Ming disagreed and wanted to continue with the drama. So, we asked Chu Shan to help... er, persuade Kah Ming. Chu Shan go patted Kah Ming and asked him to do singing instead.
Result?
"Okay lar... you all like lor..."
Side notes: Before that, it's "Why don't drama?..."

Scene 3:
We are going for the quiz of China's common knowledge. We are on the way to the car park and meet Chu Shan's bus.
Original event: Chu Shan waved goodbye to us (or someone). Samuel waved back and Chu Shan said something in return, like 'not you la' (it's a guess)...
Add-ons: What's more? Kah Ho and Neo go on laughing and say "bye bye Kah Ming". His face turned red.
Side notes: Rabbit, the MAN, sat alone on the bus...

Therefore, I would like to say... "Bless you..." LOL

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For DotA lovers! The Maths pro from Singapore bring you bad news!

BKB= no (enemy escapes)-------Eq1
no BKB = (enemy escapes)-------Eq2
Lets add Eq1 to 2
BKB+ no BKB = no (enemy escapes) + (enemy escapes)
factorise the equation
BKB x (no+1) = (enemy escapes) x (no+1)
Cancel out (no+1)
BKB = Enemy escapes

GG :P

Laughing Sense

Let's see if you can figure out the joke from the pictures. Difficulties not in order.














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Laugh Out Loud!

A stupid car wreck

Help! I swear I hit the break but it fell down!


OK... pulling your car up...




OMFG!!!


Well... I swear I hit the break...


Big guys coming...


Car is save now. Going to get the truck...


seriously, we need something BIGGER...