Laughing Sense

Let's see if you can figure out the joke from the pictures. Difficulties not in order.














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Laugh Out Loud!

A stupid car wreck

Help! I swear I hit the break but it fell down!


OK... pulling your car up...




OMFG!!!


Well... I swear I hit the break...


Big guys coming...


Car is save now. Going to get the truck...


seriously, we need something BIGGER...

Some Students Joke

It's not the fault of the
student if
he/she fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you
know
Sunda ys are for rest.
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Days left 313.
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2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather
is very hot
and difficult to study.
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Days left 263.
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3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
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Days left 141.
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4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for
health)
means 15 days.
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Days left 126.
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5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies & chewing properly
swallowi ng) -
means 30days.
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Days left 96.
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6. 1 hour for talking
(human is a social animal) - means 15
days.
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Days left 81.
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7. Exam days - per year at least 35
days.
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Days left 46.
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8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival
(holiday s) - 40
days.
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Days left 6.
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9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
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Days left 3.
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10. Movies and functions- at least 2
days.
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1 day left.
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11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that
day?!?!?!?!? !?!

Balance =0
"How can a student pass ?????"



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DO YOU KNOW - why students likes to cheat in exams?

Because...

Under each page...

there are 2 words...

Lihat Sebelah (Look beside you)

ELECTIONS Blah blah blah

A very funny election song :P