Tuesday 15 April 2008

My top 10 quotes

NOT IN ORDER FORM.

If you think you are so damn good, call your mother to teach you.
~Mr. Haris

Why did I know? I got read newspaper!
~Lee Kah Ho (aka fat pig)

'Chop' ball, for sure. [and it usually miss]
~Yip Kah Ming (aka Ronaldog)

I'm fast, you are slow, so f**k you.
~Devva (aka black dog)

'Everybedy', look at 'pangraph' 2...
~Bio teacher

Okay, give me 5 minutes, I have something to talk about politics.
~Hamou

THE MAN ~ you think you are so handsome that you cannot sit with girls?
~Ms Chong

Neo - that's too much.
~PE teacher

Rabbit... the whole damn library had became your fan club...
~Me :P

Haiz... I dunno what to say... all those girls are crazy [about me]...
~Yann Kang (aka Rabbit)


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And last, if not least... I give you, the 11th!

[censor][insert swearing]@#%&*!~`#$@... I damn dulan already...[/insert swearing][/censor]
~Jacky (aka the dog)

Tuesday 8 April 2008

What a start for the week...

Happy Birthday! To myself :P
Another year older!

Quite happy that day.
At class... whole class sang birthday song for me... lol... Kah Ming's idea, as usual...
After school, my friends took me to McD and have a nice gathering.

And speaking of Kah Ming...

Something interesting happened in class today... xD

Scene 1:
Kah Ming want tissue for going to toilet.
Original event: Kah Ming need to go to toilet, big business. Need tissue. He asked Chee Hong to ask Shi Yi for tissue, but she has none. So she asked Chu Shan, and Chu Shan gave Kah Ming.
Add-ons: Neo noticed what happened, and said: why borrow Chu Shan de? -Laughters-
Side notes: Kah Ho also pointed out that why Kah Ming stayed for so long in the toilet - to smell the tissue... LOL

Scene 2:
The behind 'gang' discuss to change the perform @ teacher's day.
Original event: We decided to do the singing (dunno what appallacha or somemat) instead of drama. However, Kah Ming disagreed and wanted to continue with the drama. So, we asked Chu Shan to help... er, persuade Kah Ming. Chu Shan go patted Kah Ming and asked him to do singing instead.
Result?
"Okay lar... you all like lor..."
Side notes: Before that, it's "Why don't drama?..."

Scene 3:
We are going for the quiz of China's common knowledge. We are on the way to the car park and meet Chu Shan's bus.
Original event: Chu Shan waved goodbye to us (or someone). Samuel waved back and Chu Shan said something in return, like 'not you la' (it's a guess)...
Add-ons: What's more? Kah Ho and Neo go on laughing and say "bye bye Kah Ming". His face turned red.
Side notes: Rabbit, the MAN, sat alone on the bus...

Therefore, I would like to say... "Bless you..." LOL

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For DotA lovers! The Maths pro from Singapore bring you bad news!
BKB= no (enemy escapes)-------Eq1
no BKB = (enemy escapes)-------Eq2
Lets add Eq1 to 2
BKB+ no BKB = no (enemy escapes) + (enemy escapes)
factorise the equation
BKB x (no+1) = (enemy escapes) x (no+1)
Cancel out (no+1)
BKB = Enemy escapes
GG :P