Some Students Joke

It's not the fault of the
student if
he/she fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you
know
Sunda ys are for rest.
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Days left 313.
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2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather
is very hot
and difficult to study.
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Days left 263.
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3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
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Days left 141.
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4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for
health)
means 15 days.
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Days left 126.
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5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies & chewing properly
swallowi ng) -
means 30days.
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Days left 96.
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6. 1 hour for talking
(human is a social animal) - means 15
days.
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Days left 81.
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7. Exam days - per year at least 35
days.
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Days left 46.
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8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival
(holiday s) - 40
days.
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Days left 6.
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9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
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Days left 3.
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10. Movies and functions- at least 2
days.
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1 day left.
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11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that
day?!?!?!?!? !?!

Balance =0
"How can a student pass ?????"



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