1.波波男不小心吞下了1元，波爸把他倒过來拍，却吐出10元，这时波爸该怎么办呢？
2.哪个数字最勤劳？哪个数字最懒？
3.9月28是孔子诞辰,那么10月28日是日子？
4.蒋公(蒋介石)如果还在世的话世界会怎样？
5.为小明能一只手让车子停下来？
6.当哥伦布一只脚迈上新大陆后,紧接着做?
7.大明的英语非常好，可是有些老外却听不懂，为？
8.能不晕车的最好办法是?
9. “先天”是父母所遗传的体质，那“后天”是？
10.用什么办法能使眉毛长在眼睛下面？
11.男理发师最不喜欢的人是谁？
12.北极熊食肉，它为什么不吃企鹅？
13. 耶稣是哪一国人？
14.为什么有人会跳比巴黎铁塔还要高呢?
15.沖天炮为什么射不到星星？
16.你爸爸的妈妈的妹妹的女儿的叔叔是你的什么关系？
17.「小学到大学」要念多久？
18.全世界最大的蕃薯长在哪里？
19.全世界最大的公鸡是从哪里来的？
20.每对夫妻都有的共同点是...？
21.避孕药的主要成分是什么？
22.为什么人都喜欢去市场？
23.飞机在天上飞，突然没油了，什么东西先掉下来？
24.小明咬了一口苹果，发现有一条虫，感到很恶心；发现有两条虫，感到更加恶心。请问看到多少条虫时最恶心？
and the last of all...
25. 在 A 到 Z 里面，那个字母是最笨蛋？
All answers will be announced on the next entry. Good luck. =)
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I had the best 'breakfast' today so far. It's not something that can be eaten. :P
PS: Thx Bao Bao for giving a chance. :)
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Friday, 20 June 2008
Monday, 16 June 2008
Chain Mail
This is a message brought to you by Aftermath.
Chain mail... this?
Nah... not this...
Chain mail is a mail - be it an e-mail, message or any kind of text medium that is forwarded from people to people all around the world. While it looks like harmless, it is actually damn annoying.
The following is the typical chain mail.
*blah blah blah*
*tons of message*
*be it good or bad*
In the end...
"Please forward this to X number of people, a surprise will appear after X days."
And the worse of all.
"If you didn't forward this to X number of people, you will be curse (What ever curse is it, died/no gf/bad luck)..."
Okay... these are tons of rubbish message. If it's a friendly message, no problem. But I mean, if it's a real good message, people will send/share it with their friends, why curse them because they didn't send it?
Personally, I had stop reading message with weird titles and completely avoid Friendster's bulletin board because they are FULL of this kind of JUNK.
As we all had known, there are some message that is TOTAL FAKE.
For an example: The forward it to your friend (If you delete it you have no heart) - every forward will rise 3 cents to the whoever victim or some sort. There is NO WAY the what-ever company will able to track how many forwards you all made! Yea... no heart, big deal... why don't the company itself donate the money directly? Stop the crap.
Another example: It started as a love story and end up requesting you to sent on the message, to continue the so-called 'love link'. If you forward it to X number of people, your true love will appear in X days. I found it a complete rubbish.
One more rubbish example: It started out in some story, be it horror, funny, love one, it still end up to the same - Forward it to X number of people or risk yourself. Usually, it is followed with a page full of examples about whoever - Harry, James, or Jane, victim of not sending this message, ending up dying in the streets. Bloody hell. I think the manga series 'Hell Girl' are more convincing.
And the last common example: Ghost will haunt you if you didn't forward this message. It usually started with I don't wanna send this message but I don't want to die or some sort. Some even curse your mother. Big deal huh? I 'risked' my own life for not forwarding those - hell, I'm still alive.
Therefore, please stop sending these crap message and contribute tons of spam in the internet word. We are better off without them. If these messages are true, there will be millions of people dying EVERYDAY.
Think of it, let's represent the world's population by 10 person. The 1st person send to 2 people. The 2 people will need to send to 4 people. That leave the last 3 person who has no people to send these message to. What? Time to wait and die? Hell, no.
So next time, think before you post.
A side note/tips: If you really scared about being curse, when you forward this kind of message, please add a * sign in front of the topic. That will put this kind of message to a stop.
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Ah, and before I forgot, a late Happy Father's Day to all the world's father! Didn't get the time to post it yesterday.
And a funny picture:
Peace.
Aftermath, out.
Chain mail... this?
Nah... not this...
Chain mail is a mail - be it an e-mail, message or any kind of text medium that is forwarded from people to people all around the world. While it looks like harmless, it is actually damn annoying.
The following is the typical chain mail.
*blah blah blah*
*tons of message*
*be it good or bad*
In the end...
"Please forward this to X number of people, a surprise will appear after X days."
And the worse of all.
"If you didn't forward this to X number of people, you will be curse (What ever curse is it, died/no gf/bad luck)..."
Okay... these are tons of rubbish message. If it's a friendly message, no problem. But I mean, if it's a real good message, people will send/share it with their friends, why curse them because they didn't send it?
Personally, I had stop reading message with weird titles and completely avoid Friendster's bulletin board because they are FULL of this kind of JUNK.
As we all had known, there are some message that is TOTAL FAKE.
For an example: The forward it to your friend (If you delete it you have no heart) - every forward will rise 3 cents to the whoever victim or some sort. There is NO WAY the what-ever company will able to track how many forwards you all made! Yea... no heart, big deal... why don't the company itself donate the money directly? Stop the crap.
Another example: It started as a love story and end up requesting you to sent on the message, to continue the so-called 'love link'. If you forward it to X number of people, your true love will appear in X days. I found it a complete rubbish.
One more rubbish example: It started out in some story, be it horror, funny, love one, it still end up to the same - Forward it to X number of people or risk yourself. Usually, it is followed with a page full of examples about whoever - Harry, James, or Jane, victim of not sending this message, ending up dying in the streets. Bloody hell. I think the manga series 'Hell Girl' are more convincing.
And the last common example: Ghost will haunt you if you didn't forward this message. It usually started with I don't wanna send this message but I don't want to die or some sort. Some even curse your mother. Big deal huh? I 'risked' my own life for not forwarding those - hell, I'm still alive.
Therefore, please stop sending these crap message and contribute tons of spam in the internet word. We are better off without them. If these messages are true, there will be millions of people dying EVERYDAY.
Think of it, let's represent the world's population by 10 person. The 1st person send to 2 people. The 2 people will need to send to 4 people. That leave the last 3 person who has no people to send these message to. What? Time to wait and die? Hell, no.
So next time, think before you post.
A side note/tips: If you really scared about being curse, when you forward this kind of message, please add a * sign in front of the topic. That will put this kind of message to a stop.
---
Ah, and before I forgot, a late Happy Father's Day to all the world's father! Didn't get the time to post it yesterday.
And a funny picture:
Peace.
Aftermath, out.
Friday, 13 June 2008
20個令人想歪的SMS
20個令人想歪的SMS
1、那天我痴痴地望著你性感的身軀，一絲不掛地在我面前扭動，輕輕撫摸你的肌膚，我無法抵擋你的誘惑︰老板，我就要這條魚！
2、你快樂因為我快樂，我開心因為你開心，我愁了因為你瘦了，我瘦了因為你病了，我笑了因為你壯了，我有錢了因為把你賣了…………豬啊！
3、我第一次時很緊張，他一直要我溫柔地放松，接著插入我身體，那里在流血，我痛得喊不出話來，這才明白……獻血是這樣的！
4、那一夜我抱著你，在你耳邊叫你戴上那玩意，你說不戴的感覺才夠爽，現在是安全期，沒事……可不戴頭盔交警抓著咋辦
5、我是一個暗戀你的人，見到你的第一眼我就認定你是我今生該等的人，但我唯一的遺憾是…………抱歉，我發錯人了
6、當你默默離開我時，我痛苦萬分，不知如何是好，看著你的背影遠去，我恨自己，都是我的錯……早起一點就趕上車了
7、你知道嗎？我天天都在想你，夜夜都在念你。吃飯時想、睡覺時想、工作時想，很想對你說…………快點還錢
8、我真地愛你，不想離開你，心痛你讓我套的那麼深。如果你真地不想讓我難過，請快一點漲起來……股市
10、你善良像貓兒,你忠實像狗兒,你可愛像鳥兒,你識途像馬兒,你出色像蝶兒,你勤勞像蜂兒,你什麼都相像,也難怪大家都叫你…………禽獸
11、第一眼見到你，我就對自已說︰你就是我今生的奮斗目標，我要追求你，擁抱你。我要宣布︰我愛你……人民幣
12、沒有你的日子，生活變得難受，我恨那個可惡的第三者將你搶走，你和他是否有了新感情？好想你回到我身邊——錢包
13、不要問我為什麼哭泣，我的淚水為你而流，我的心為你而碎。我恨那個男人，他為什麼要將你從我身邊奪去……死小偷
14、害羞的我有一句話一直都不敢向你表白，但是今天我終于鼓起勇氣︰你什麼時候請我吃飯？
15、如果沒有風，雲不會動；如果沒有水，魚不能游；如果沒有太陽，月亮就不會有光；如果沒有你……笨人也就不存在了
16、食客︰睡覺多少錢一晚？（水餃多少錢一碗）服務員︰流氓！（六毛）商人︰六毛？這麼平宜。我來三晚
17、由于次數太多（有時還一天兩次），你那里的毛都被搞得亂七八糟的，抽插時也沒了快感，我們還是分手吧……牙刷
18、當我窮困潦倒時，在我身旁的是你；當我生病受傷時，在我身邊的是你；當我情場失意時，在我身旁的還是你……跟你在一起真倒霉
19、“緊嗎？”“不緊！”“可以再進去一點嗎？”“小心一點，應該可以！”“痛嗎？”“不痛！感覺真爽！就買這雙吧。
20、看著你那流線的軀體，我欲火焚身，撥開你那尚未開啟的封蓋，插入我自備的小棍，吸取你晶瑩的液體，爽！雪碧。
1、那天我痴痴地望著你性感的身軀，一絲不掛地在我面前扭動，輕輕撫摸你的肌膚，我無法抵擋你的誘惑︰老板，我就要這條魚！
2、你快樂因為我快樂，我開心因為你開心，我愁了因為你瘦了，我瘦了因為你病了，我笑了因為你壯了，我有錢了因為把你賣了…………豬啊！
3、我第一次時很緊張，他一直要我溫柔地放松，接著插入我身體，那里在流血，我痛得喊不出話來，這才明白……獻血是這樣的！
4、那一夜我抱著你，在你耳邊叫你戴上那玩意，你說不戴的感覺才夠爽，現在是安全期，沒事……可不戴頭盔交警抓著咋辦
5、我是一個暗戀你的人，見到你的第一眼我就認定你是我今生該等的人，但我唯一的遺憾是…………抱歉，我發錯人了
6、當你默默離開我時，我痛苦萬分，不知如何是好，看著你的背影遠去，我恨自己，都是我的錯……早起一點就趕上車了
7、你知道嗎？我天天都在想你，夜夜都在念你。吃飯時想、睡覺時想、工作時想，很想對你說…………快點還錢
8、我真地愛你，不想離開你，心痛你讓我套的那麼深。如果你真地不想讓我難過，請快一點漲起來……股市
10、你善良像貓兒,你忠實像狗兒,你可愛像鳥兒,你識途像馬兒,你出色像蝶兒,你勤勞像蜂兒,你什麼都相像,也難怪大家都叫你…………禽獸
11、第一眼見到你，我就對自已說︰你就是我今生的奮斗目標，我要追求你，擁抱你。我要宣布︰我愛你……人民幣
12、沒有你的日子，生活變得難受，我恨那個可惡的第三者將你搶走，你和他是否有了新感情？好想你回到我身邊——錢包
13、不要問我為什麼哭泣，我的淚水為你而流，我的心為你而碎。我恨那個男人，他為什麼要將你從我身邊奪去……死小偷
14、害羞的我有一句話一直都不敢向你表白，但是今天我終于鼓起勇氣︰你什麼時候請我吃飯？
15、如果沒有風，雲不會動；如果沒有水，魚不能游；如果沒有太陽，月亮就不會有光；如果沒有你……笨人也就不存在了
16、食客︰睡覺多少錢一晚？（水餃多少錢一碗）服務員︰流氓！（六毛）商人︰六毛？這麼平宜。我來三晚
17、由于次數太多（有時還一天兩次），你那里的毛都被搞得亂七八糟的，抽插時也沒了快感，我們還是分手吧……牙刷
18、當我窮困潦倒時，在我身旁的是你；當我生病受傷時，在我身邊的是你；當我情場失意時，在我身旁的還是你……跟你在一起真倒霉
19、“緊嗎？”“不緊！”“可以再進去一點嗎？”“小心一點，應該可以！”“痛嗎？”“不痛！感覺真爽！就買這雙吧。
20、看著你那流線的軀體，我欲火焚身，撥開你那尚未開啟的封蓋，插入我自備的小棍，吸取你晶瑩的液體，爽！雪碧。
Thursday, 12 June 2008
Camp photos
Okay... got some photos about the scout camp...
Can this be eaten? -.-
This is our cook! xD
Vampire...
Night Stalking starts!
Climbing up a ladder blind-folded surely isnt a good idea...
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Almost there...
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Yea! We did it!
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Who are you? ...
-
Ooo... it's you... I want to punch you... can? (It looks more like begging for something... marriage, for example... haha)
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Blind-fold couple xD (They don't have a clue)
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After the stairs, trees should be a piece of cake.
-
This might looks normal... but it's 1:30am in the canteen...
-
Waiting to buy food?
-
ooi leng lui!
Our future seniors.
Let me introduce... this is our - lui lui ( little kid xD )
A view of the junior's campsite.
A bamboo table!
Another table... which is better?
A tool rack... or rather... corner...
Small site bulletin board for name list.
A cute shoe rack! I like this gadget most... because you see... it's the easiest. Haha.
Some art, huh?
Layout of personal item.
Beauty contest! Nah... a junior got penalize because of some errors in the site.
Another version... better huh? xD
Stop being lazy!
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That's all I've got I think... too bad this time we don't have these:
haha... jk...
Peace! Happy camping!
Can this be eaten? -.-
This is our cook! xD
Vampire...
Night Stalking starts!
Climbing up a ladder blind-folded surely isnt a good idea...-
Almost there...-
Yea! We did it!
-
Who are you? ...
-
Ooo... it's you... I want to punch you... can? (It looks more like begging for something... marriage, for example... haha)
-
Blind-fold couple xD (They don't have a clue)
-
After the stairs, trees should be a piece of cake.
-
This might looks normal... but it's 1:30am in the canteen...
-
Waiting to buy food?
-
ooi leng lui!
Our future seniors.
Let me introduce... this is our - lui lui ( little kid xD )
A view of the junior's campsite.
A bamboo table!
Another table... which is better?
A tool rack... or rather... corner...
Small site bulletin board for name list.
A cute shoe rack! I like this gadget most... because you see... it's the easiest. Haha.
Some art, huh?
Layout of personal item.
Beauty contest! Nah... a junior got penalize because of some errors in the site.
Another version... better huh? xD
Stop being lazy!
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That's all I've got I think... too bad this time we don't have these:
haha... jk...
Peace! Happy camping!
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Some really stupid answers for sejarah paper
LINK: Real Stupid
Go and have a look. If you have difficulties of reading it or denied, let me know.
Guarantee a laugh.
Go and have a look. If you have difficulties of reading it or denied, let me know.
Guarantee a laugh.
Sunday, 8 June 2008
About Sleep
Found this online... nice piece of information... you guys might find the last part interesting.
Everyone needs different amounts of sleep, but the general consensus is that adults require between six and eight hours of sleep per night [source: APA]. Nobody passed this information along to Leonardo da Vinci. He practiced something called polyphasic sleep -- taking 20- to 30-minute naps every few hours throughout the day and night. Some people are big on "Da Vinci sleep," but it's not generally endorsed by mainstream science.
The amount of sleep you need also changes as you age. Newborn babies have it made -- they sleep 16 to 18 hours every day. So if you're sleeping like a baby, you probably aren't getting much done. At the three-month mark, babies start to recognize day as day and night as night. This is called the circadian rhythm. By the time they hit one year, most of which is spent sleeping, babies slumber for 10 to 12 hours each night and nap another three to five hours. Pretty nice lifestyle. By preschool, those long naps aren't happening.
Once kids hit puberty, they'll need more sleep than in their prepubescent period. Their body clocks shift, making it tougher to fall asleep and harder to wake up in the morning. In fact, teenagers don't start producing their sleep hormones until 1 a.m., compared to 10 p.m. in adults [source: The New York Times]. So lay off, Mom and Dad -- the teenager who won't go to sleep and can't wake up is really pretty normal. Researchers performed tests on teenagers and found that taking away just one hour of sleep led to poorer test scores, reaction time, recall and responsiveness.
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This is a funny link:
DONT CLICK HERE!
I know it says dont click, but it's nothing dangerous... it fact, it's kinda funny
Everyone needs different amounts of sleep, but the general consensus is that adults require between six and eight hours of sleep per night [source: APA]. Nobody passed this information along to Leonardo da Vinci. He practiced something called polyphasic sleep -- taking 20- to 30-minute naps every few hours throughout the day and night. Some people are big on "Da Vinci sleep," but it's not generally endorsed by mainstream science.
The amount of sleep you need also changes as you age. Newborn babies have it made -- they sleep 16 to 18 hours every day. So if you're sleeping like a baby, you probably aren't getting much done. At the three-month mark, babies start to recognize day as day and night as night. This is called the circadian rhythm. By the time they hit one year, most of which is spent sleeping, babies slumber for 10 to 12 hours each night and nap another three to five hours. Pretty nice lifestyle. By preschool, those long naps aren't happening.
Once kids hit puberty, they'll need more sleep than in their prepubescent period. Their body clocks shift, making it tougher to fall asleep and harder to wake up in the morning. In fact, teenagers don't start producing their sleep hormones until 1 a.m., compared to 10 p.m. in adults [source: The New York Times]. So lay off, Mom and Dad -- the teenager who won't go to sleep and can't wake up is really pretty normal. Researchers performed tests on teenagers and found that taking away just one hour of sleep led to poorer test scores, reaction time, recall and responsiveness.
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This is a funny link:
DONT CLICK HERE!
I know it says dont click, but it's nothing dangerous... it fact, it's kinda funny
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