LINK: Real Stupid
Go and have a look. If you have difficulties of reading it or denied, let me know.
Guarantee a laugh.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Sunday, 8 June 2008
About Sleep
Found this online... nice piece of information... you guys might find the last part interesting.
Everyone needs different amounts of sleep, but the general consensus is that adults require between six and eight hours of sleep per night [source: APA]. Nobody passed this information along to Leonardo da Vinci. He practiced something called polyphasic sleep -- taking 20- to 30-minute naps every few hours throughout the day and night. Some people are big on "Da Vinci sleep," but it's not generally endorsed by mainstream science.
The amount of sleep you need also changes as you age. Newborn babies have it made -- they sleep 16 to 18 hours every day. So if you're sleeping like a baby, you probably aren't getting much done. At the three-month mark, babies start to recognize day as day and night as night. This is called the circadian rhythm. By the time they hit one year, most of which is spent sleeping, babies slumber for 10 to 12 hours each night and nap another three to five hours. Pretty nice lifestyle. By preschool, those long naps aren't happening.
Once kids hit puberty, they'll need more sleep than in their prepubescent period. Their body clocks shift, making it tougher to fall asleep and harder to wake up in the morning. In fact, teenagers don't start producing their sleep hormones until 1 a.m., compared to 10 p.m. in adults [source: The New York Times]. So lay off, Mom and Dad -- the teenager who won't go to sleep and can't wake up is really pretty normal. Researchers performed tests on teenagers and found that taking away just one hour of sleep led to poorer test scores, reaction time, recall and responsiveness.
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This is a funny link:
DONT CLICK HERE!
I know it says dont click, but it's nothing dangerous... it fact, it's kinda funny
Everyone needs different amounts of sleep, but the general consensus is that adults require between six and eight hours of sleep per night [source: APA]. Nobody passed this information along to Leonardo da Vinci. He practiced something called polyphasic sleep -- taking 20- to 30-minute naps every few hours throughout the day and night. Some people are big on "Da Vinci sleep," but it's not generally endorsed by mainstream science.
The amount of sleep you need also changes as you age. Newborn babies have it made -- they sleep 16 to 18 hours every day. So if you're sleeping like a baby, you probably aren't getting much done. At the three-month mark, babies start to recognize day as day and night as night. This is called the circadian rhythm. By the time they hit one year, most of which is spent sleeping, babies slumber for 10 to 12 hours each night and nap another three to five hours. Pretty nice lifestyle. By preschool, those long naps aren't happening.
Once kids hit puberty, they'll need more sleep than in their prepubescent period. Their body clocks shift, making it tougher to fall asleep and harder to wake up in the morning. In fact, teenagers don't start producing their sleep hormones until 1 a.m., compared to 10 p.m. in adults [source: The New York Times]. So lay off, Mom and Dad -- the teenager who won't go to sleep and can't wake up is really pretty normal. Researchers performed tests on teenagers and found that taking away just one hour of sleep led to poorer test scores, reaction time, recall and responsiveness.
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This is a funny link:
DONT CLICK HERE!
I know it says dont click, but it's nothing dangerous... it fact, it's kinda funny
Friday, 6 June 2008
Mid-Yr Holidays... Wee... (Part 2)
Continued...
Jacky's house event 2:
J-Judgment day
Pretty simple... Jacky was the one being judged, and the others - judge him!
After a whole night of judging... we have some conclusions.
First of all... his favourite quotes:
"Oh... I have what you what to say lor..."
"You all like la..."
Summary:
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Access Denied
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Password required: _______
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LOL... it's personal secret...
Btw... my hand got cut by that damn ceiling fan... in Jacky's room -.-
Pretty crap... Bleed quite a lot, for a small cut like that... still got a stupid scar there... at the palm.
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Scout Camp - Night stalking
Some old games when the seniors get boring. All juniors were blindfolded, and seniors led them to roam the school during midnight. Often seniors got too boring and play tricks with them: like, there is no drain in front of him, but the senior cheated him and told him to jump - for nothing! It's pretty funny from observers' view. I hope both seniors and juniors enjoyed the game. xD
Sunday, 1 June 2008
Mid-Yr Holidays... Wee... (Part 1)
Okay... holiday had arrived and it's already half way to the end. Not bad going for the moment.
Holiday Camps
That is - E-camp and Scout camp. We had lots of fun, especially during the night we stay at Jacky's house and the scout's night blind-folded trekking.
Jacky's house events
Basically, if Jacky's parents didn't come back home, he will be doom. Cut the crap... let me tell u what happened.
Poi Lam's edition of Gotcha!
Operation 1 - Target: Kok Yap
Storyline: Someone named Ah Fei (that is, our prank'er) made a phone call to Fei Gou (means fat dog, refered to the one being pranked, Kok Yap), in order to buy pirated DVDs from Fei Gou.
Due to multiple times of pranking Kok Yap in the same way, his response is: "You again..." and the line was off.
Mission Failed.
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Operation 2 - Target: Chee Hong
Storyline: The prank'er, called our target (Chee Hong). This is suppose to be a fake 'wrong-number-call'. It's night time and we knew that his journey back from the school is very dark... no street lamps.
Pranker (P from now on): Hello.
Chee Hong (CH from now on): Ya?
P: Is it Ah Fei?
CH: Huh?
P: I say, is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: No, sorry... I think you called the wrong number.
*hung up phone*
*P dail CH's phone again*
CH: Hello?
P: Hello? Is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: Sorry, I said you called the wrong number.
P: Isn't it 016-xxxxxxx your number?
CH: Ya.
P: Then it shouldn't be wrong...
CH: But I'm not Ah Fei!
P: Don't worry, we are not cops...
CH: I dunno you... but I'm not Ah Fei!
*hung up again*
We all laughed...
Mission Succeed!
PS: Chee Hong actually came back and told us some 'weird guy' called him Ah Fei... LOL
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Operation 3 - Target: Chun Xian
Storyline: Chee Hong, acting as he was on the way home, passing the school, and saw some suspicious Malays near the school. A brief history about this events, last time, there were some Malays living near our school that came to the rear of our school and threw stones and firecrackers into our school compound. The nearest group that was camping at the rear is Scout.
P (that is CH): Hello? *in a serious tone*
Chun Xian (CX from now on): What? So late call me, miss me ar?
*the crowd around CH, including himself, holding our laugher*
P: Wei... no ar... I saw something weird on my way back la...
CX: What is it?
P: I saw some Malays near our school la... going in the direct to the hostel fence...
CX: Really? I go and have a look.
P: Don't hang up... in case something happens...
CX: Oh... okay...
*phone hung up*
*we all laugh*
*Chee Hong (P) dialed the phone again*
P: Ooi, I told you not to hang up the phone la...
CX: Oh sorry... now going there to see...
P: Did you see anything?
CX: Erm... no-nothing... no one there.
P: Really? Have a closer look?
CX: Nope...
P: Really? Look at the gate... neh... the hostel... hostel pulak... I mean... the rear door...
CX: Nothing wor...
*Chee Hong can't hold on and laugh... luckily CX didnt hear anything*
*Another person continue Chee Hong's talk*
P: You look closer, there are 3 reddish thingy hanging there...
CX: What?
P: Neh... I Love You lor...
*Laughter...*
Mission Succeed !
Holiday Camps
That is - E-camp and Scout camp. We had lots of fun, especially during the night we stay at Jacky's house and the scout's night blind-folded trekking.
Jacky's house events
Basically, if Jacky's parents didn't come back home, he will be doom. Cut the crap... let me tell u what happened.
Poi Lam's edition of Gotcha!
Operation 1 - Target: Kok Yap
Storyline: Someone named Ah Fei (that is, our prank'er) made a phone call to Fei Gou (means fat dog, refered to the one being pranked, Kok Yap), in order to buy pirated DVDs from Fei Gou.
Due to multiple times of pranking Kok Yap in the same way, his response is: "You again..." and the line was off.
Mission Failed.
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Operation 2 - Target: Chee Hong
Storyline: The prank'er, called our target (Chee Hong). This is suppose to be a fake 'wrong-number-call'. It's night time and we knew that his journey back from the school is very dark... no street lamps.
Pranker (P from now on): Hello.
Chee Hong (CH from now on): Ya?
P: Is it Ah Fei?
CH: Huh?
P: I say, is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: No, sorry... I think you called the wrong number.
*hung up phone*
*P dail CH's phone again*
CH: Hello?
P: Hello? Is it Ah Fei speaking?
CH: Sorry, I said you called the wrong number.
P: Isn't it 016-xxxxxxx your number?
CH: Ya.
P: Then it shouldn't be wrong...
CH: But I'm not Ah Fei!
P: Don't worry, we are not cops...
CH: I dunno you... but I'm not Ah Fei!
*hung up again*
We all laughed...
Mission Succeed!
PS: Chee Hong actually came back and told us some 'weird guy' called him Ah Fei... LOL
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Operation 3 - Target: Chun Xian
Storyline: Chee Hong, acting as he was on the way home, passing the school, and saw some suspicious Malays near the school. A brief history about this events, last time, there were some Malays living near our school that came to the rear of our school and threw stones and firecrackers into our school compound. The nearest group that was camping at the rear is Scout.
P (that is CH): Hello? *in a serious tone*
Chun Xian (CX from now on): What? So late call me, miss me ar?
*the crowd around CH, including himself, holding our laugher*
P: Wei... no ar... I saw something weird on my way back la...
CX: What is it?
P: I saw some Malays near our school la... going in the direct to the hostel fence...
CX: Really? I go and have a look.
P: Don't hang up... in case something happens...
CX: Oh... okay...
*phone hung up*
*we all laugh*
*Chee Hong (P) dialed the phone again*
P: Ooi, I told you not to hang up the phone la...
CX: Oh sorry... now going there to see...
P: Did you see anything?
CX: Erm... no-nothing... no one there.
P: Really? Have a closer look?
CX: Nope...
P: Really? Look at the gate... neh... the hostel... hostel pulak... I mean... the rear door...
CX: Nothing wor...
*Chee Hong can't hold on and laugh... luckily CX didnt hear anything*
*Another person continue Chee Hong's talk*
P: You look closer, there are 3 reddish thingy hanging there...
CX: What?
P: Neh... I Love You lor...
*Laughter...*
Mission Succeed !
To Be Continued
Thursday, 15 May 2008
A full account of... something happened in the music room
Incoming transmission...
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Approx 1400hrs
Music Room, Hostel, Poi Lam High.
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Subjects: Miss Kala, Ms Regina
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"Eh Regina, would u like to have a tea break outside?"
"Just go, and have a break lah, just go..."
"Have a cup of Milo or anything, just go have a break lah, one whole day so tired already..."
"Really? You mean there's a tea-break?"
"Yes, just go and have a break lah..."
"No need la, thanks..."
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Special thanks to: Joyce
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-End of transmission- ...
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Can't wait for the next major event... so I post this after I've heard it. :P
I gonna LMAO... this is the best quota for the month, or year! Can't believe this gonna happened.
Lessons learn: Shh...
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Approx 1400hrs
Music Room, Hostel, Poi Lam High.
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Subjects: Miss Kala, Ms Regina
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"Eh Regina, would u like to have a tea break outside?"
"Just go, and have a break lah, just go..."
"Have a cup of Milo or anything, just go have a break lah, one whole day so tired already..."
"Really? You mean there's a tea-break?"
"Yes, just go and have a break lah..."
"No need la, thanks..."
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Special thanks to: Joyce
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-End of transmission- ...
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Can't wait for the next major event... so I post this after I've heard it. :P
I gonna LMAO... this is the best quota for the month, or year! Can't believe this gonna happened.
Lessons learn: Shh...
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Exam Break
Exams ended! FTW!
And I would like to say Happy Birthday to 3 of my friends - Jacky, Gee Wei, and Pei Yan.
Oh, and we had a very nice 'party' for Jacky at MCD near the San Poh Tong there... the cake was so 'nice'. I will upload the photo once chun xian send me those photos... you will LOL.
And the exams... are so damn easy... to fail...
Both maths are a disaster for the whole class, and only 5 person passed the Add Maths after adding the homework mark. As usual, Lic Teng did an insane job on maths.
Chinese Lit is another mess. No much comment...
Physics might prove hard this time... er... many failed... yea...
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Cut the crap... some really stupid photos for you all to see...
Click to enlarge to view the text.
And I would like to say Happy Birthday to 3 of my friends - Jacky, Gee Wei, and Pei Yan.
Oh, and we had a very nice 'party' for Jacky at MCD near the San Poh Tong there... the cake was so 'nice'. I will upload the photo once chun xian send me those photos... you will LOL.
And the exams... are so damn easy... to fail...
Both maths are a disaster for the whole class, and only 5 person passed the Add Maths after adding the homework mark. As usual, Lic Teng did an insane job on maths.
Chinese Lit is another mess. No much comment...
Physics might prove hard this time... er... many failed... yea...
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Cut the crap... some really stupid photos for you all to see...
Click to enlarge to view the text.
Saturday, 3 May 2008
Write this in your exams! Do you dare?
Desperate Students during exams
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Why every time everything is rated as top 10?
Marauder's Map present...
the 11th
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Why every time everything is rated as top 10?
Marauder's Map present...
the 11th
*Physics*
Define 'Half-life'.
Answer: Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game, developed by Valve Software Corporation and was released on November 16, 2004.
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